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two things cracked me up so much, i cried:

1. from Overheard in New York:
   
   Teen boy #1: Yo man, I’m gonna join a gang!
   Teen boy #2: Ah, ya? What gang?
   Teen boy #1: Aladdin Kings.
   Teen boy #3: What the fuck kinda Disney gang is that? Latin Kings, man! Latin Kings!
   
   —A train
2. from Rumah Keluarga Sari:

   Let’s Hide the Drugs!