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it’s been a while since i post meme stuff. so, here it is… you can check yourself at Human Virus Scanner. this is my result: The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon

Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Japan

Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Politics

Stop caring!

Brand Names

Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh

Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (70%)

Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Religion (90%)

Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Computer Games (90%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (80%)

Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.