expiration date 

gweld reminded me that 27 should be the best age! why, you ask… it’s three cubed! the last time it happened was when i was 4 (two squared). the next time would be when i turned 256 (four whatchamacallit), which i’m sure it won’t happen — i smoke.

linkydink: what is frummple? “you won’t find frumpple in the dictionary. you’ll have to rely on the info here.” i think it is an excellent name. my next pet would be frummple.