it’s been a while since i post meme stuff. so, here it is… you can check yourself at Human Virus Scanner. this is my result: The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
- Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
- Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
- Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
- Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
- Stop caring!
- Brand Names
- Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
- Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
- Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
- Linux (80%)
- Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
- USA (70%)
- Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
- Religion (90%)
- Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
- Computer Games (90%)
- Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
- Hippyism (80%)
- Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.